Archive for Soliloquies

A Seasoned Man

Excerpt:
Ladies, I’m a seasoned man with a walk, don’t run mentality. A seasoned man who knows how to use the finesse acquired through years of trial and success.  I know how to hold you, I know how to touch you, I know what to whisper in your ear.
Writer’s Notes:
When I was 21, I was convinced [...]

Blue Collar Brother

Excerpt:
I’m a blue collar brother who tried to please a hard to please woman.  I was always out there scratchin’, tryin’ to make a dollar outta 15 cents just so I could give her the life style she craved.  But I would always seem to come up short.
Writer’s Notes:
Do you know you?  Seriously… do you [...]

Clueless

Excerpt:
I….loved her… but I didn’t love her enough. And after giving in to the gut wrenching pain that I inflicted, she finally said “enough is enough”… and she left me.  And I?…, I was clueless.
Writer’s Notes:
You don’t miss your water ’til your well runs dry.
You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone.
Love is like [...]

The Honey Do Man

Excerpt:
I fooled around and fell in love and I can’t even tell you when it happened.  It just crept up on me, caught me by surprise and blindsided me when I least expected it.  I thought I’d been on my guard against those kinds of forces.
Writer’s Notes:
Men do the vast majority of the things that [...]

Hung

Excerpt:
I’ve never worked a nine to five, too much of a waste of time.  Too much of a waste of freedom. freedom to experience every girl in the world.  But I do work a ten to twelve and I work it every chance I get.  Know what I mean?  I am hung, H U N [...]

Down Low Anxiety

Excerpt:
I’m a man who believes in giving women the respect they deserve.  Why then, can’t they do the same for me?  I mean this is America and in this country you are presumed innocent until proven guilty.  But men are constantly under siege by women who place them in the position of having to prove [...]


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The Penile Soliloquies is a series of stories and commentary told by men on sensitive issues related to or affecting the penis/male psyche. The work was conceived purely for entertainment purposes and not necessarily to have any social significance. The content fluctuates from superficial to profound reflecting the broad spectrum of the male mind. It also provides rationale as to how the desires of men are fulfilled, or not, as they interact with women.